Review: Tainted
Reviewed by: Tyler Baptist

The best vampire movies in Troma's library. Also, one of their best pick-ups. A player, a vampire, and a foulmouthed video store clerk who proclaims "Batman and Robin sucked!" everytime he answers the phone, are thrown headfirst into a wild night in search of an angry vampire who plans to poison the local hospital's blood. The humor is razor sharp, not a single joke misses, the story is inventive and creative, and the action will leave you on the edge of your seat!

This movie is really inventive. For its budget (barely any there) it is really creative and well done. TAINTED is like 'Clerks' meets 'Drawing Blood'. Go out and find a copy!

One more note: WHY ISN'T THIS RELEASED ON TROMA DVD YET???

Rating: 4.5 out of 5

Rating Scale:

  • 5 - This is a Troma classic! Why haven't you seen it yet!?
  • 4 - A hell of a Troma flick!
  • 3 - Good Troma movie, but may not please all.
  • 2 - Poor Troma movie, but there are worse.
  • 1 - DEAR GOD, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!